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the lost world: jurrasic park (1997)

By Tomibelle July 13, 2020

I liked when home girl rolled up with a homie (or lover? unclear) and was like 'rawr leave my baby alone'

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bullet train (2022)

By Leli November 06, 2022

If someone trained an AI on all the most popular frivolous tarantino-esque action comedy movies from the last decade it wouldn’t come close to this perfect representation of the form.

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gray man (2022)

By Leli July 23, 2022

I don’t know if I’m getting older or movies are just getting more predictable but this was, beat for beat and plot point for plot point, the most predictable movie I’ve ever seen.

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if you need a really sloppy mass market sci-fi action thriller this one’s got it all - hilariously inconsistent science and worldbuilding, stilted dialog, obvious and boring plot, and a whole ton of flashy fun cgi.