One Sentence Media Reviews
This charming novella pulls in all of DeWitt’s classic themes and subjects - language, wealth, fabrics/tailoring, and clever youth.
Flawless storytelling in Lord Grimdark’s fifth entry of his fantasy epic, just superbly well done and crucial to the overall development of the series - I wish I had read these in order.
On my second read through this early essay collection by one of my favorite authors I’m struck with how much fun the travel writing is and how deep the cultural critiques are and how both types of essay mix elements of each other in each.
Either John Leguizamo is bad now or this director doesn't understand why he's great… might be both.
Actually too stupid for me to finish; I just need some internal consistency, particularly around the physical rules of the universe, in order to enjoy a story.
In my quest for stupid action comedies as an alcohol substitute I broke an important rule of (consuming) lowbrow art which is to never watch the thing about making the thing, it's always solipsistic and horribly boring unless done with a deft touch (which this was not, I mean really the opposite of deft).
Decent stupid absurd action comedy for when brain turn off, the leads do a great job.
Cinematically/technically excellent, historically fascinating, very touching at times, sort of old-fashioned and boring at other times, overall a great watch.
An excellent entry in the very long First Law series, a decent standalone story all its own, heavy theme of apprenticeship and trust, some great lines from some great characters.
This 70s spy classic is a standout hit for its memorable characters, stylish hero, and for its masterful depiction of cold war confusion and intrigue, but it definitely reads like it was written a long time ago.
Tense, stylish, stressful, confusing, unsatisfying, and challenging for the face-blind.
This is what happens when you do Gone Girl but make it fun and low stakes and honestly I'm here for it, a sad truth I may be discovering as part of this blog is that I only want to watch fun and low stakes movies, ever.
Good casting and acting, also from supporting cast, very stylish romantic thriller, got a little heavy handed on the twists and turns and tricks, not that I mind that, I just mind the inconsistency where a movie will start out on one level of unbelievable and then progressively escalate as it wends.
Derivative, badly cast (what’s with all the terrible line reads??), not at all funny enough, but I can’t help it I’m a millennial boy and I have to watch all the Statham.
This 70s art flick is supposed to be amazing but I think I'm not in a "enjoying art" stage of my life right now, just too tired, but I did love it for its many unique shots of Senegal, super thought-provoking.
The stories in this collection start incredibly strong - poignant, clever, frequently hilarious in a very nerdy way - but then take a “b-side” dive into esotericism and flatness, before picking up at the end.